Things that are waxing:
- My Twitter usage
- My Facebook presence
- My Blip.fm usage

Things that are waning:
- My LJ presence. I'm still reading your entries, but I just haven't had a hankering to update very often. Don't know, mang. Who knows how long this will last.
- The LJ presence of others (but I've posted about that before on two different occasions, so the point is hella old).
- Summer movies. Now that TF2 has come and gone (taking $400 million dollars with it), I have nothing to look forward to until Iron Man 2. Oh, and 9.

Things that are full:
- My desktop. I'm thinking I might have one too many widgets and chat windows flying around.
- My work schedule. TOO MANY THINGS TO DO RAHHH.

Things that are new:
- Not a whole hell of a lot, actually. Still writing, alebit slowly and with questionable results. I fully expect that to change soon, though. I'm starting to feel those juices flowing again, and I don't mean that in any sort of bodily secretion sense.

Things that are fingernail:
- Uhhh

THAT IT ALL

I acknowledge that my opinion puts me in a very small minority (so far), but I thought Transformers 2 was pretty fucking good. WAY better than the first movie in just about every way. There were more robots, less spastic quick cuts, better dialog (but still cheesy), and a general tone that felt--dare I say--very much like the old cartoons. I was completely surprised to come away with this opinion, but...there it is. I still can't believe it didn't suck.

THOUGHTS:

1. I mentioned the similarity to the old cartoons, and it was never more apparant than in the Megatron/Starscream interactions. Starscream was a whiny, backstabbing little bitch and Megatron took every opportunity to slap him in the face, including one instance of STANDING on his face and activating his tank treads to grind his nose off. It was perfect. The story even felt like something from the cartoon days, and that's not a bad thing.

2. Perhaps the most surprising thing for me was that I didn't completely hate the twins. I mean, they weren't the greatest of characters, but Jar-Jar Binks, they were not. Their funny-to-not-funny dialog ratio was somewhere around 4:3. Wayyyyy better than anticipated. Also, they called a dude a pussy. I loled because I'm 10.

3. The John Turturro character from the first movie made me want to scratch off my eyes and ears so that I would never have to experience anything as excruciating as his performance ever again. Given that, you can imagine my surprise when he was one of the more likeable human characters this time around.

4. Ravage, Devastator, Wheelie, Sideswipe, Jolt (even though he was severely underused), and Jetfire were all welcome additions to the robot cast. Jetfire, especially. Forget for a moment that he farts parachutes. When you have a crotchety old Scottish transformer that utters lines like, "My ancestor was a wheel. Do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING!" you know you've got a winner.

5. Remind me never to fight Optimus Prime in a forest setting. Got dam, dude.

6. While the Bay is Gay for the Militaray scenes were still present, they didn't make up a majority of the movie like they did the first time around. They were forced to the background a bit to make room for more robot interaction, a choice I can totally get behind.

7. Some things I didn't like: Soundwave never made it out of space, where he spent most of his time humping a military satellite. He looked cool, but we never got to see his robot form. The Devastator scene was juxtaposed with a fight sequence that saw several Constructicons duking it out with the military. Not sure how robots can be in two places at once, but whatever. Oh, and the shot of Devastator's balls? Soooooooooo stuuuuupid.

That's about it, mang. At this point, I can guarantee that I'll see it again in the theater about 16 more times. Good times.

Reality Check - This movie is gonna suck. Here are the things I'm fully prepared for:
- Atrocious dialog that will make me want to hide my face
- Blinding quick cuts that will make my head spin during fight scenes
- Incredibly insensitive and possibly racist robot personalities
- The "Bay is Gay for the Militaray" shots
- Repetition of the word "Whoa!"
- A laughable story

Now, that being said, I fully expect to emerge from the theater sporting a pole with a capital O. Why? Because of this motherfucker:


Michael Bay has defecated on pretty much everything most Transformers fans hold dear. None of that stuff matters to me thanks to his decision to cast Peter Cullen as the voice of Optimus Prime. I'm so gay for the combination of Cullen/Prime that it would make Richard Simmons blush. Cullen is an absolute gem of a human being. You should watch one of his interviews. In fact, you should watch this one:



Ignore her, focus on him. The guy is super gracious, super classy, and just an all-around good person. He's genuine, a personality trait I hold above all others. I'd pay cash money to meet this man, if only to tell him that in a world full of giant, steaming piece of shit douchebags (Coulter, Ahmadinejad, Elmo, etc.), he is one of the few remaining threads holding together the fabric of decency. I heart that dude.

/man love

TO SUMMARIZE: I will see Optimus Prime, life-size, when the clock strikes midnight at my IMAX theater. I am excited for this event.

You're supposed to play this sound byte at the end: http://www.epiconeliner.com/

Nine years. Nine long years and we haven't killed each other yet. Success! Here are some things that we've accomplished in that time:

- We've abolished the purchasing of cards for birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays
- We ignore Valentine's Day
- We got a badass dog
- We bought a house in Cary, the #1 greatest city in America ever in history
- We put a new roof on the house
- We've had appriximately three roof leaks
- We've taken out a home equity loan, which has worked out beautifully
- We almost got shot in a D.C. parking lot
- We (she) totaled one car
- We went to Disney twice
- We discovered Britt's donuts in Carolina Beach
- AND we've increased the world's population by 0.0000000000029483645282430484511139403024175% (it's true, you can check the math)

Is nine years the Transformers anniversary? I sure hope so.

The next Castlevania isn't being made by series legend Koji Igarashi -- it's coming from Metal Gear masters Kojima Productions. The game teased as "MASK" on the developer's E3 countdown site is, in reality, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. A 3D actioneer reminiscent of God of War, the game is under development at MercurySteam Entertainment, the studio behind American McGee's Scrapland and Clive Barker's Jericho, with Kojima Productions ... producing it.

There'salready some Hollywood talent attached, including British actor PatrickStewart, best known for his role as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek: The Next Generation.Kojima is not directly producing the game; rather, he's there to"support" MercurySteam on the game, which is slated for 2010 on PS3 andXbox 360.

!!!

I've not played a Castlevania game since the first one, BUT I WILL PLAY THIS. You betcha.

That movie sucked. Who's to blame?

1. This motherfucker:


A former music video director, this douchebag sprang onto the Hollywood scene with Charlie's Angels and followed that up with the sequel, which featured Cameron Diaz dancing in panties. Someone thought those masterpieces were enough to warrant a job rejeuvinating the Terminator franchise. They were wrong. This man is a hack.

2. This motherfucker:


Maybe it was the direction: "Bale! Act pissed!" And then they forgot to give him further instructions, so he had no other choice but to act out the rest of the movie as though he were constantly being attacked by lighting technicians. Or maybe it wasn't that at all and he just decided that the best way to play John Connor was to stare a lot and shout things at people. Either way, if his job was to make me hate the character, he should win a major award.

3. These motherfuckers:


They're both semi-responsible for writing this turd of a screenplay. Surely, this was just a hiccup in an otherwise stellar career together. They wouldn't give the job of writing a Terminator movie to some jerks who've written tons of terrible movies. Lemme check imdb. Hmm...

Okay, I was wrong. They hired some jerks who've written tons of terrible movies. Some of their gems include "The Net," "The Net 2.0," and "Catwoman."

CATWOMAN

I actually blame the writing for 51% of the suckage. One of my favorite parts was when a Resistance plane was being chased by a robot plane. They're flying all loop-dee-loo through a canyon with the robot firing on the other plane. Then they cut to John Connor who shouts, "USE EVASIVE MANEUVERS!!!" No shit? You think that'll help? It reminded me of that other dumb movie, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, where Stryker controlled Deadpool by typing in "ENGAGE" and "DECAPITATE" on his mind control computer while he was fighting Wolverine.

Dumb. Dumb to the dumb power.

At least the dinner portion of last night's festivities didn't disappoint. I ate the shit out of some ahi tuna with pontchartrain sauce. Mmmmmmm.

So, Microsoft's E3 happened. Let's go over the news:

1. Left4Dead 2 - Initially, I was hella fucking excited to see a sequel so soon. Zombies? In New Orleans? In daylight so that I can actually see what I'm shooting? SOLID BONER! Then I looked at my copy of Left4Dead 1 on the shelf and thought about the promises that were made regarding long-term DLC to keep it fresh. So much for that, I guess. Totally surprising news, but somewhat tainted by the now-lame-duck status of the first game.

2. Alan Wake - Initially unveiled in 2006 and since thought to be vaporware, this was the one segment yesterday that impressed the shapoopies out of me. The setting, narrative, and badass gameplay were all stellar. Who knew a flashlight could be so powerful? I mean, just look at this shit:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/50062.html
(linked because embedding is hosed)

3. The Beatles: Rock Band - Very pretty...I love the song choices...ABBEY ROAD IN ITS ENTIRETY.... But only 45 songs in the game? That shit better be cheap.

4. Halo:ODST and Halo: Reach - Price for ODST announced as $59.99 with a release date of 9/22, and at that price, it better be longer than the rumored five god damn hours. But Halo: Reach? Awwwwwww yeah. Now we're cooking with gas. Whoever had two years in the pool for how long Bungie could go without using Spartans in a game, you win an autographed picture of Master Chief's ding dong.

5. Project Natal - The Wii killer. The breakthrough entertainment device that will change the landscape of...something or other. All I know is, I saw some woman talking to a little kid on screen and the dude could recognize her face, respond to her voice, and fucking describe a picture she drew. THE FUTURE IS COMING AND ITS NAME IS MILO. Milo is a re-re choice for a name, but whatev. Spread your legs to enjoy the following:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/50015.html

6. Other items - A Metal Gear game is coming to the 360, marking the 1-year anniversary of the last time PS3 fanboys cried at E3 by instigating all new tears for those poor bastards. Speaking of which, Final Fantasy XIII gameplay was shown, and it was glorious. Spring 2010 for that one. Tony Hawk Ride looks awful and was rendered totally moot by the Project Natal skateboard demo. Modern Warfare 2 showed off some footage of dudes riding on snowmobiles while shooting their 9mms gangsta-style. Epic brought out some bug-filled piece of shit XBLA game that looks like somebody whacked off to the old Metroid titles and made a game of the resulting baby batter. Ubisoft showed off the new Splinter Cell game, and I gotta say, it didn't suck. I kinda dug it.

Today brings the Nintendo and Sony announcements. I will be ignoring one of those entirely and only partially paying attention to the other. You can guess which is which.

If I take him at his word, coderkev is planning a trip to Florida in November to watch something happen. I'll let you guess what it is. HINT: It does not involve furries.

ANOTHER HINT:



I'm normally pretty good about keeping up with space news, but I either totally forgot or never paid attention to the fact that the shuttle launches are coming to an end soon. Kevvy Kev said--and rightly so--that one should absorb this event in person at least once in their life if they have the opportunity. SO, all signs point to a road trip in the future.

This next part is addressed to 75% of my FLIST...

LJ Floridians: I don't have Google Maps handy at the moment and I'm too lazy to alt+tab to Firefox. Is the Kennedy Space Center close to your cribs? Would a visit be in order? While I'm down there, I thought it would be a good opportunity for you to see me. It would be just like the last time you saw me, except this time I'd have space shuttle fumes surrounding me.

FYI: Deadpool is going to RULE

1. God vs. Devil
2. Heaven Angel vs. Hell Angel
3. Cain vs. Abel
4. Jacob vs. Esau (or however you spell it)
5. Spy vs. Spy

Someone figure it out and get back to me. Also, that finale rocked my head. Oh, and the eye? I'm voting that it's Kate's. Or Locke's.

So, I'm guessing that next season begins with the "They're coming" statement meaning that Kate, Jack, and the rest of them are time-slung back to 2004. The shit storm that follows is gonna be AWESOME. I will now ask to be cryogenically preserved until January so that I don't have to go through the pain of waiting for the final season to begin.

Star Trek in T-minus 2 hrs 27min. Make it so.

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• 07:16 I won 4 achievements in X-Men Origins: Wolverine for 187 trueachievement points #
• 17:21 @frackingcylon I am. Freaking love that program. #

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• 05:07 I won 9 achievements in X-Men Origins: Wolverine for 267 trueachievement points #
• 15:26 I won 7 achievements in Spider-Man: Friend or Foe for 511 trueachievement points #
• 15:46 @CMStevens Congratulations on being adopted! #
• 17:33 Holy crap! A tree just fell on our porch. #
• 20:18 The tree did make a sound and yes, I think it wanted revenge. It hit just behind the shorties as they ate dinner. #
• 20:22 @CMStevens Well, THAT one did. It's body parts are still outside. I might burn it on a pyre like Darth Vader. #
• 20:23 I won 2 achievements in Spider-Man: Friend or Foe for 224 trueachievement points #

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• 01:51 I won 7 achievements in X-Men Origins: Wolverine for 161 trueachievement points #
• 08:50 I just paid $400 to take down a couple of dead trees. Sit on that, Potsy. #
• 09:01 RIP, Mr. B #
• 11:47 If you're a killer, you may want to avoid putting things like "Kill Johanna. She must die." in your notebooks. tinyurl.com/oez7yw #
• 13:55 @CMStevens I have now seen it all. #
• 16:01 If the kids ask where the trees went, I'll say I chopped them down and turned them into pencils because they disobeyed me. #

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• 02:29 I won 3 achievements in X-Men Origins: Wolverine for 78 trueachievement points #
• 09:21 Who wants a body massage? #
• 09:21 I'm the Body Massage Machine... #
• 09:21 GO #
• 12:11 @oliviamunn Have you tried *not* biting the inside of your cheek? Sanjay Gupta recommends it. #
• 12:15 I had a spinach pizza roll for lunch. In other news, I've tested positive for female hormones. #
• 13:05 Texas kids are screwed: bit.ly/ZmFrI #
• 13:25 @CMStevens I have some friends in that area. Unfortunately, they're super Jesusy, so I can't give you any good news. #
• 13:40 @cdpeck I heard Christ was going to run for Senate in Florida. There are a lot of old people there. I bet he wins. #
• 13:48 @cdpeck Jesus, voted most likely to rise from the grave. #
• 15:04 You can hear Soundwave's voice in the new TF2 video game trailer: movies.yahoo.com/premieres/13352524/standardformat #
• 15:12 @MegaJoshX sinner #
• 15:46 @MegaJoshX not so new, no. Also, if you'd like, I can direct you to some things learned about the movie at ShoWest. VERY interesting. #
• 15:48 @CMStevens Next time, ask them to guess. When they answer, start drawing a hangman on the whiteboard. #
• 15:53 @MegaJoshX *WARNING - SPOILERS AHEAD* bit.ly/QxZUU #
• 16:06 @mferris77 I'm sorry, man. That's incredibly sad news. #
• 18:59 Ready to start writing for the night. I really need to hurry up and get this story moving. #

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• 06:53 I won 7 achievements in X-Men Origins: Wolverine for 150 trueachievement points #
• 09:42 I just had my first filling since I was 10. I'm a little pissed at my teeth for letting this happen. #
• 10:18 I have no desire to visit Las Vegas. Ever. Does that make me weird? #
• 10:34 @mferris77 But I don't gamble! #
• 10:38 @MegaJoshX Legal whores, you say? I take back my earlier comment. I now wish to live in Las Vegas. #
• 10:42 I'm off to Jersey Mike's. Wish me luck (where luck = tuna sub, Mike's Way, NO TOMATOES). #
• 11:26 @ldygabilan I believe they call that a "perk." #
• 11:32 New suit in the office. Suits make me nervous. #
• 11:50 @gilcreque Yep. Mine is doing that as well. Annoying. #
• 11:59 I'm seeing WAY more Facebook updates on TwitterDeck than I do on Facebook. There's something wrong with that statement. #
• 13:30 @CMStevens Hell yes! #
• 14:27 Going to see Wolverine tonight with @kevinferno (like a boss?). #
• 14:45 @sylvershade I plan on being more careful this time. #
• 14:49 I'm a big fan of Maine now, despite the fact that no one will take me there to visit. #
• 15:57 Proof that I'm growing up: I'm only going to buy two action figures from the upcoming Transformers movie. #
• 16:12 @sylvershade You have to be specific about which mutant you're talking about. Some have back stories that explain their fighting prowess. #
• 16:19 @sylvershade Well, the movies don't do a good job of explaining it, mostly because they're made by Fox, who are fools doing foolish things. #
• 18:59 You can stalk me here: Regal Brier Creek Stadium 14 - bkite.com/07djy #

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• 23:58 I won 9 achievements in X-Men Origins: Wolverine for 150 trueachievement points #
• 07:15 @sylvershade Speak American! #
• 09:09 I'm thinking about starting a drug habit. Suggestions? I'm leaning toward Tylenol chewables. Or heroin. #
• 09:24 @sylvershade Is it addictive? That's a must. #
• 09:29 @sydusa Twice #
• 09:37 @sydusa Okay. Just give me a call from prison. #
• 10:18 @bterickson Crack seems a little cliche, but I can't rule it out. I'm also considering a nice meth habit. #
• 12:56 LiveJournal is boring lately. I think everyone has jumped ship. #
• 13:06 @ldygabilan Freakin Twitter and Facebook. #
• 13:11 @ldygabilan You mah nikka. #
• 13:13 @CMStevens You Chicahoes were the first to abandon it, then my other friends started to. Again, Facebook and Twitter have claimed the most. #
• 13:47 @CMStevens I just don't know if I can fit funny into 140 characters. Funny needs space! BTW, lol. #
• 14:06 @sylvershade Stop giving me complexes! #
• 14:18 @sashibeak *ftw* #
• 14:24 @sashibeak I normally don't have a choice between the two. The shorties enjoy hanging out in the deep end, some I'm always on lifeguard duty #
• 14:32 @sashibeak What, instead of heroin? Is it addicting? That's the big question. #
• 14:42 Thank Jeebus! The tree removal people are coming to take down the stupid gumball tree in front of my house. #
• 14:54 TweetDeck is pretty sexy. It's like Twitter, only...sexy. #
• 15:11 @sydusa You'd think so, but that tree is decidedly NOT awesome. Those gumballs have freakin spikes, man. Not cool. #
• 16:20 Obama and Biden skip out for a burger: tinyurl.com/d3kext #
• 17:33 @sylvershade Truly. A tornado just hit about five miles away from here. #
• 18:26 @sylvershade In Cary. The tornado hit near Morrisville/Davis. Dr. #
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For some reason, I have a hair up my butt about getting a new car. It's not like my Camry is dying (because Camrys don't die), but I've had that car since 19-fucking-99. Times, they need to be a-changin.

Some cars I'm considering:
1. Honda Insight
2. Ford Escape (hybrid)
3. Subaru Outback

Someone talk me out of this before I do something stupid, like buy a new car.

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• 07:41 I won 5 achievements in Call of Duty: World at War for 152 trueachievement points #
• 12:14 Be thankful that you are not in this room right now. #
• 15:21 Doochie says that I remind him of David Spade. I'm not sure how to take this. #
• 16:01 @sylvershade You might be on to something. I shall guard my butt even more vigorously than before. #
• 16:02 @kevinferno hunt you down without mer-say #
• 20:02 To whoever invented kongs, I would like to give you a big, sloppy dog kiss. #
• 20:13 @smeddley We do peanut butter sometimes. Tonight, I stuffed it with a few treats. I haven't heard from her since. #
• 20:25 To whoever invented kongs, I'd also like to add that I'm withholding my sloppy dog kiss until you make your kongs out of stronger material. #

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• 19:23 These homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies need to GET IN MAH BELLAY. #

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• 18:04 Everybody is a boss. There's too much middle management on Twitter. #

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• 03:47 I won 4 achievements in Pure for 106 trueachievement points #
• 09:20 Chicken, I'm coming for you at lunchtime. Say your chicken prayers. #
• 09:34 @cdpeck There be no shelter for chicken. Tonight, it bathes in Polynesian sauce. #
• 12:11 @sydusa as well you should be! #
• 12:14 @sydusa I did know that about you, and I'm proud of your reversal. #
• 13:03 The best FML ever, from @kevinferno: www.fmylife.com/love/836792 #
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• 08:06 I won 3 achievements in Pure for 49 trueachievement points #
• 08:08 Kia ran away :( Wife is looking for her now. #
• 08:12 KIA FOUND. Thank jeebus. #
• 08:32 @MegaJoshX Yeah, no joke. Super scary. #
• 08:52 @MegaJoshX Have you played the Survivial Mode yet? OMG HARD. #
• 09:28 @ldygabilan I can imagine. NOT GOOD FEELING. #
• 14:58 Should I abbreviate this program as "PP" or "PerP?" Both are humorous to my 4 year-old brain. #
• 18:24 @mookieguy twitpic.com/4auy1 - I pronounce this, "I'm a giny." #
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• 01:49 I won 4 achievements in 2 games for 112 trueachievement points #
• 08:12 New TF2 clip. I think the HD version comes out today or tomorrow: tinyurl.com/cojjgy #
• 11:07 @gilcreque So, you're not coming to NC? You tease! #
• 11:11 @gilcreque That's better. #
• 13:10 After many years of playing Fart Ghandi, I broke down and cropdusted Douchemate's desk in retaliation. #
• 14:35 Recognize this dude? tinyurl.com/dm79fy ... How about now? tinyurl.com/c7or8w RUN FOR IT MARTY!! #
• 14:54 @sydusa He's a recent internet phenom. I first saw him on @megajoshx's LJ. #
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My thoughts on Specter switching to the DEMO-CRATS:

Not a fan. It's not that I disapprove of his particular situation--because I don't think it's the first time a politician has switched parties in order to win an election-- it's just that I can't get behind a super-majority of either party, even if it means that the things I care about have a better chance of passing. Checks and balances are a bitchin part of our government. Let's keep it that way.

Related, the Republican party is getting a tad bit scary. They seem to be taking the stance that if you're not 100% with them, you are against them. Both sides need moderates. You couldn't pay me to be Olympia Snowe right now FOR THE WORLD.

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• 07:15 I could do without Ozzy at 8 in the morning. #
• 08:51 What's worse? A pandemic or an epidemic? #
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• 09:09 I have informed these douches that if they give me swine flu, I can't promise that I won't break their kneecaps. I think that's fair. #
• 09:26 @gilcreque So the Susan Boyle thing is a PANDEMIC, but this Adam chick on American Idol is only an EPIDEMIC? I think I understand now. #
• 09:53 The best we could do on Left4Dead's Survival mode this weekend was 8'49". I declare that mode to be HARD. #
• 10:59 I narrowly avoided giving the finger to our CEO accidentally. Job safe. #
• 11:00 @gilcreque WHO?! #
• 11:07 @gilcreque You are more than welcome to visit my bad self. I enjoy hanging out with people that could pummel me. #
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• 12:43 @ldygabilan No, it's a link about Shirtless Matt McCoughnehy being cast as Captain America, which is the dumbest casting OF ALL TIME. #
• 12:44 @gilcreque Dude, Dolph Lundgren would be a better choice than him. #
• 12:48 @sylvershade Sweet. I'm in the clear. #
• 13:04 @ldygabilan NO WAI #
• 13:40 @MegaJoshX That's a hella good choice. Matt Damon would be a good Captain. #
• 18:56 @MegaJoshX THERE. I fought you. #
• 19:37 This is my Weather Channel girlfriend: tinyurl.com/6qoaby #
• 20:10 Dead Rising 2 to have "7,000 zombies on screen at once." #
• 20:14 @sydusa AGREED. I'm afraid I can't step away from the computer at the moment due to a situation in my pants. #
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• 09:00 @sylvershade YEAHYAH #
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• 12:20 @MegaJoshX I benefited twice from that sale #
• 16:20 Frank Welker is voicing Soundwave. Woohoo! #
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Okay, so maybe not.

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• 12:24 Somebody just told me I looked fat, so I ate them. #

Okay, so maybe not.

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